I hope you enjoy this amazing woman comedian Mrs. Hughes as much as I did. She is so funny, and just a little naughty.
Sincerely,
Mama of Romance
xoxo
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Sincerely,
Mama of Romance
xoxo
If you like Sex Diaries of a Mom, subscribe to this Sexiness.
I heeded no concern.
However, hubbie continued to look extraordinarily excited. I wonder at this point - should I be worried?
When he finally set the mysterious box on the counter, I picked it up to get a better look, and to see what all of his excitement was about.
Do you know what it was?
A strobe light.
My husband made a special trip to the hardware store, to buy a strobe light.
What are we hosting a kiddy dance for all the 2, 3, and 4 year-olds in the neighborhood that I don't know about (I don't recall being informed about this monumental event.)
Then, I realize - ahhh, it's almost Halloween!! That's why he got the light. That makes sense, he wants to set the Halloween mood for when the 1...maybe 2 trick-or-treaters come. Oh wait, we won't be home!
What is this silly forsaken thing for anyway, I wonder?
So I ask. Trying not to sound annoyed that he spent money on something frivolous, or concerned about his mental state.
Me: "Dear, why did you buy a strobe light?"
Hubbie: "Just cause."
Me: "Cause....why?" I say, smiling.
Hubbie: "It's Halloween, don't you know."
Me: "Oh I know, well that's great! So why did you buy it?"
Hubbie: "Okay, well when I was younger these babies cost like 100 bucks, and it was on sale, and I always wanted one."
Me: Trying not to laugh my buns off at how geekishly corny, cute he is.
I shake my head, and continue about my business.
Well, I tell you there was so recapitulating of the good Ol' days because of that strobe light, no Sir. No heart felt fond memories of the yesteryear's.
He did not buy it because he always wanted one. As I saw later from my view laying in bed, with my naked hovering husband jiggling, and wiggling his buns in the blinking light - he bought it because he always wanted to dance in the light of a strobe light naked, in front of a woman.
I feel so lucky - Hehum to be that woman. Now turn off the light so you don't fall down, and break something, and so I don't feel like the world is spinning.
This is the good stuff that memories together are made of. This is right up there with the liquorice butt.
Sincerely,
Mama of Romance
xoxo
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I saw this picture, and couldn't resist posting it, as it depicts the excitement that my husband is feeling now that we're.........you'll have to read the next post to find out what!
Have a great day & feel free to link below!
Or say that I've gone Banana's - but no, I'll leave that to the Mom over at Absolutely Bananas!
Anyhooo....while I was at Renee's sweet blog Cutie Booty Cakes, I noticed this in the sidebar, and since it is of deep meaning to me because of my life experiences, I had to post it today.
I feel as though I can only do sooo much.
This "Sex Talk" that my husband, and I have had time, and time again has always taken place because sex is something that we disagree on, we argue about, and it's a thorn in our big fat toe called marriage.
Actually, lack of sex in my husband's opinion is what causes the majority of the tension between us. While he says that he is happy, don't ask him if he's happy after a sexless night - he might bite, or rather explode. (This picture would be more appropriate if it read "Beware, Horny Monster.")
He is the most intolerable, cranky, awful person to be around if he hasn't had sex.
Like a Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde. Dr. Love, and Mr. OneEyedMonster.
Sometimes I wonder if we'll ever both be "Happy" in the sex department of our relationship.
The other day, I asked.
I asked what exactly it would take for him to be happy.
Do you know what he said?
"I would be happy if I had sex once in the.....morning, and once at....night.....every day."
Well, what am I supposed to do, lock the kids in their rooms, turn up the radio, and say "yes" to a morning romp?
Am I supposed to sleep all day, while the children trample over my head , toys fly, things break, and poop happens so that I can be awake enough at the end of the day in order to want to have sex?
5 times, 7 times if it's a good week - that's what I feel is realistic.
My husband however, it's like he's on another planet. A planet called Wannabeasinglemanagain.
It hurts my feelings, makes me feel awful inside that I cannot ever satisfy him. That nothing is ever good enough, I'm not good enough.
I told him exactly how it made me feel. Tried to put him in my shoes, asked him how he would feel if I never thought he was good enough, and I reminded him of it each and every day.
He felt badly.
I hope that this sexual imbalance is more caused by our stage in life (3 kids, under 4 years-old, 2 in diapers, 1 still crawling, often waking Mom up in the night) , and not by who we are as individuals. I hope we will outgrow this.
Our Sex Talk went rather well. But, I know it's something that just like how we should give our teens a refresher Sex Talk every now, and again, that we will be revisiting this subject often.
It's the only way that I know of that can allow us to continue to understand each other's needs, feelings, and expectations.
For now, hubbie better learn to love himself a little more, ehhhum. At least until our kids are in school. Otherwise, I'm not sure that our family can tolerate the grumpiness.
Please tell me there's hope for 2 people who love each other to be happy even if their panties are on just a little differently. No my husband does not wear panties. How ever could you presume as much!....neither do I, teeheee. (Too much info, I know.)
That picture, too much info as well - cracks me up, every time!
Sincerely,
Mama of Romance
xoxo
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