Naughty Wednesday

This guy is funny. He reminds me a little bit of a younger Nicholas Cage, or that other funny guy that snorts a lot. Anyhow, he's a little naughty, so without anything further ado....here's the comedian Mitch Fatel!






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Mama of Romance
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Naughty Wednesday

I saw this picture, and couldn't resist posting it, as it depicts the excitement that my husband is feeling now that we're.........you'll have to read the next post to find out what!

Have a great day & feel free to link below!

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Mama of Romance
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Naughty Wednesday

I found this over at Petra's blog The Wise (*Young*) Mommy, who's blog by the way is awesome, you should go check her out!!! Enjoy.

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Mama of Romance
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Naughty Wednesday, Catch Up

I arrived home late last night, and just got our family, and our house settled again. But, I missed two Naughty Wednesday's in a row since I spend both of them in an airplane flying across the continent on our trip. So, I have some naughtiness to get caught up on.

Here's the joke:

Two men are hanging out together watching television, and one of them is getting married soon.

The married man asks, "So are you sure you want to get married? Marriage changes everything you know."

The other guy says, "Yeah absolutely, then we'll be able to sleep together every night, and have sex as much as we want to."

The married man says, "Yeah - right. Once you get married, that's the end of a perfectly good sex life, you can be sure of that."

The other guy says, "Well we have sex a lot now, and we've been together for a long time. I don't see how things could possible change, just because we are getting married."

The married man says, "Believe me, before I got married, my wife was like a well trained dog who did all kinds of tricks; standing up on two feet, catching things in her mouth, you name it. The sex was great! Now, I have to beg for sex, and the only trick she knows is how to roll over, and play dead."

Sincerely,

Mama of Romance
xoxo

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And He Wonders Why I Call Him a Pervert

It's breakfast time. We're sitting at the table together as a family.

I'm sporting a white, slightly tight fitting t-shirt, and pajama pants. My husband has been drooling over the t-shirt all morning.

He thinks that it's sexy when I don't wear a bra, my nipples stick out just a little, and practically begs to let him get my shirt all wet. Men!

To me, it's just pajamas.

Anyway, we're eating breakfast, and my husband is STILL commenting about how good I look. Got to love him.

My 4 year-old bursts out laughing, and says,

"Dad, I know what you're up to."

I turn to him, and say "What do you think Daddy is up to?"

He says "Daddy wants to get Mommy naked."

I hold my breath before I spit out my toast across the table, and hold back the laughter.

While this morning's behaviour was mild, and my husband is rather tame around our children, still even at 4, my son knows what everyone in our house knows...Daddy is a pervert.

But, we love him.

Sincerely,

Mama of Romance
xoxo

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Naughty Wednesday

I'm posting a joke for today, instead of having a "Wordless Wednesday," because that might involve shocking photographs of your mother in bed, just kidding.

No pornography.

Here's the joke:

There's a guy at the eye doctor's office, sitting in the waiting room.

The eye doctor walks over to him, and says,

"You're going to have to stop masterbating."

The guy says "I don't see why I should, I can see just fine."

The eye doctor says "But you're disturbing my other patients."


Sincerely,

Mama of Romance
xoxo