Top 10 Turn-Ons For Men

Ladies get out your pens! It's time to take some notes.

According to men (at least many of the men that peruse the internet, and I'm not sure how reliable they might be), that despite the fact that what every man deems as "attractive" may differ from man to man, there are 10 things that nearly all men share in common when it comes to what turns them on.

I apologize in advance for going all Cosmo on you.

Here's the top 10 turn-ons:

1. Women that leave something to the imagination - Obviously. I knew men liked a low cut shirt, or shorter skirt, this is no news to me. I don't imagine my husband would be too keen if I flaunted everything I had in public, or even at home in front of friends and family, boobs and all though. That might be a bit awkward. So I suppose if you don't show it all, you are leaving some to the imagination, obviously.

2. Women that are not afraid to admit that they love sex - Well of course, if they won't admit it, they won't do it, and we all know that doesn't make a man too happy.

3. Women that have a strong sense of self-esteem - Absolutely.

4. Women that know how to talk dirty - Well if you don't shock them so bad that they run, they'll probably like it I guess. My husband would probably drool profusely if I used half of the vocabulary that he spills on me on a daily basis, even though I would rather he didn't

5. That love their bodies - I think my husband says "am I fat?" more than I do, and I probably have more % body fat than he does, actually I know I do. But, I love him regardless of his complaints.

6. That have an accent - I can relate to that. A few words of french, and my husband goes wild. Why? I have no idea. But, I can remember doing this soon after I met him. I said "Je veux te couvrer avec le sirop d'erable, et lecher ton corps." Pardoner moi, but I don't know where the accents are on my keyboard. For all of you who speak french, I'm sorry. Too much information, I know. For those of you who don't - it has to do with maple syrup, and my tongue.

7. That have a wicked sense of humor - Yes. Laughing, in, and out of bed can only do good things for your sex life, and your married life.

8. That are adventurous - One could argue about putting a cap on this one. Kinky, yes. Animals, another man, or any object whose function isn't apparent are going too far. Even for a man like my husband - way too far. Let's just stick with kinky...mildly kinky.

9. That are independent - If this means that my husband's going to be hot for me if I take time to give myself some love, hehem, he can forget it. I hardly have enough time to wash my hair. And, if it means that men like women who do "there own thing" in life, well I don't know about that. My husband gets a big pouty lip out, and whines worse than my 4 year-old every time I do something that doesn't include him.

10. That look like a centerfold - Forget it. I didn't before I had kids, and I won't after. So if my husband is one of these guys, well he best...forget it!

I found the original article here.



Sincerely,

Mama of Romance
xoxo

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Just Like Fishing In The Dark

There is nothing like bait, worms, and slimy fish to make a Gal feel frisky.

Tehee.

Sometimes having sex in the dark is no different.

It's hard enough as a Mom to feel like you're really in the mood to want to have sex, let alone trying to set the mood in your dark room as you're both trying to be quiet, and not wake up the kids.

Not too long ago, it was a rather rare occasion that my husband, and I were both feeling kind of "in to it." Well, normally it's just him - yah I'll admit it....it's more often just him.

And when all appeared to be going smoothly - hook, line, and sinker, things took a turn for the worse.

I was the stinking fish, and I wasn't going to be reeled in, not this time.

As he fumbled with his lips, and started to kiss my nose, my eye, yanking on my hair, squishing me, head butting me, too much slobber - wait a minute, I've got this all wrong.

Come to think of it...he was the slimy fish. Yah, as I recall it was exactly what sleeping with a slippery, slimy, flopsy fish would feel like.

And then, the moment is lost entirely as he poorly judges which way to point his fishing pole, casting it too far down the river....ehhhum, if you know what I mean.

Well, that was the end of that. No more fishing for you Mr. Pokey.

Got to give the man some credit though, he can be tired too, but why not just admit it? Why not just go to sleep? Why half-attempt to do something that's only going to be awkward, unromantic, and well sloppy?

I guess men just can't give in sometimes...they don't want to be defeated.

By the way, not long after this attempt to reel in the big one...hubbie could be seen drooling like a sleepy puppy, no more fish.

Sincerely,

Mama of Romance
xoxo

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An Unfavorable Love Affair

Almost all men do it. But, that doesn't mean that I want MY husband to do it.

When it comes to sex, be it radio, TV, or the web, you can be assured that my husband is drawn to it like a dog on a walk having to pee on every tree.

I'll be cleaning up the kitchen, wrapping up for the day, and he'll be in front of the TV watching something about sex. Whether it's Sex TV, the Man Show, or a soft core kind of porn.

To me, it's like he'd rather pay attention to other naked, or semi-naked women than his own wife. It makes me feel unpretty, unloved, lonely, and turned off because it makes me think of him as...well a gross sex obsessed man.

It's like a love affair.

Except there's no love in the equation, literally.

I don't understand how some women enjoy this kind of thing, and get turned on. I don't see the point, or enjoy at all watching other people having sex.

Unless it's sex in romantic movies, when the sex is more about making love because they are in love.

Not to knock the billion dollar sex industry, or anything!

But, the fake, just for the camera, shaved chests and privates, fake moaning, oiled up bodies, corny dialogue, fake boob-kind of sex just grosses me out.

I'm interested in my husband, the love of my life, and no one else - no matter how big their boobs, or their -you know what.

So why do men do this? Why are they so drawn?

Is it because they think that the grass might be greener on the other side? Because they don't get enough sex, or the right kind of sex?

Am I that inadequate?

After too many glances of boobs, behinds, and my husband sitting on the couch doing absolutely nothing, I told him what would happen if he chose to keep it up.

I explained how it made me feel, and that it was his choice.

If he expected me to want to be turned on by him, and be ready to jump into bed with him, he was going to have to figure out some other kind of foreplay than fake boobs plastered all over my living room TV screen.

So it's the fake boobs, and the sex on the TV, OR it's the REAL deal laying in his bed waiting for him. His choice.

Man, I sound mean.

Here's my justification though:

He doesn't much like when I talk about how his Grandma just had to have a hysterectomy, about how I had to handle a huge poopy diaper explosion earlier that day, or about anything non-sexual right before we make love, so why should I have to suffer through what I don't find as a turn-on before we get into bed with each other?

All I have to do is say is "vasectomy," and his you know what shrivels into a little wet noodle.

I believe that in a marriage, you try your best to look after your partner's needs.

His needs are sex. I need romance, and then sex.

Fake boobs, fake sex, and all that fake stuff is not my idea of a romantic way to be seduced.

Let's just say that my husband hasn't been having sex with the TV any more, at least not before bed. He prefers the REAL version instead, thankfully.

Sincerely,

Mama of Romance
xoxo

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