Wordless Wednesday

I normally do my "Naughty Wednesday" post on Wednesdays, but after seeing this picture I couldn't resist, it was so cute.

Sincerely,

Mama of Romance
xoxo

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Marriage Tidbits

Here are some great tidbits from some married people, mainly women that I found to be quite profound while reading the article The things no one ever tells you about being married. I found this article over at Canadian Living.

Here were my favourite tidbits:

"If he leaves his socks on the floor on your honeymoon, chances are he is going to leave his socks on the floor on your 50th wedding anniversary." - Shannon, 36, married 10 years

"My only advice is to spend quality time together doing something you both enjoy." - Andrea, 34, married 7 years

"Whether you have been married for 6 months or 60 years, always put 100 per cent into your relationship and respect each other. If you looked at marriage as if both partners had the opportunity to renew the contract every 5 years, would your spouse want to renew?" - Judy, 41, married 18 years

"Remember, you do not love yourself 100 per cent of the time so do not expect to love your spouse 100 per cent of the time either. Seventy-five to 80 per cent will do." - Helen, 59, married 35 years

"Learn the fine art of compromise." - Dave, 57 (Cathy's husband)

"If you never think I’ve had it with him/her and I’m outta here' during your marriage then I suspect you are just not human.” - Jane, 60, married 37 years

If there was one thing that I could say about marriage, it would be....

"Love your partner each day as if their being with you is a gift, and you might never see them again. Laugh every day with them. Play every day with them. Surprise them each day. Love them with all of your heart, never hold back. Before you die, be able to say 'I lived, and I loved' and never have regrets." - Mama of Romance

What would you say? Comment below, and share your words of wisdom on the subject of marriage.

Here's a funny video clip of a ventriloquist on the subject of marriage, there is some foul language, but it is so funny!



Sincerely,

Mama of Romance
xoxo

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Naughty Wednesday

This guy is funny. He reminds me a little bit of a younger Nicholas Cage, or that other funny guy that snorts a lot. Anyhow, he's a little naughty, so without anything further ado....here's the comedian Mitch Fatel!






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Mama of Romance
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Reality Bites

Literally, after months of complaining bragging about my over-worked wonderful, handsome husband, my son nailed our living situation right on the head.

And, he is only 2 years-old.

Daddy came home late again, and instead of saying "Daddy, Daddy!!!! Hi Daddy!" like he used to, he walked up to my husband with a sour face, and said "You are NOT HERE Daddy."

My husband looked puzzled, and asked "What do you mean I'm not here?"

My threatening-to-bite 2 year-old repeated "You are NOT HERE. Nope. You are not. You are NOT here!" He was starting to sound angry.

His father now looking even more puzzled, and I just shrugged my shoulders, and said "Sweetie, Daddy's here. I know he wasn't here with us earlier at Grandma, and Grandpa's house, but he's here now so please be nice to him, and say hello!"

My little man gave another sour look, and walked away.

Could it be that my feelings toward my husband when he's not around, albeit I keep my thoughts to myself are having an impact on my kids - sure they are.

But, it also doesn't help that we had just been at the in-laws, and everyone kept saying over and over again "Where on earth is he?" about my husband.


Kids pick up on EVERYTHING!

Things are getting better. I love my husband very much, and know that like a person's character gains strength through experiencing ups and downs, so does the character of our marriage.

Thanks little man for giving Daddy another much needed reality check.


Sincerely,

Mama of Romance
xoxo

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Naughty Wednesday

I hope you enjoy this amazing woman comedian Mrs. Hughes as much as I did. She is so funny, and just a little naughty.

Sincerely,

Mama of Romance
xoxo

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Strobing His Stuff

Like a kid in a candy store, my husband pranced...dare I say *pranced* across our kitchen floor when he arrived home from work just the other day bearing a small box. The box appeared to house some kind of electronic/man tool/boring thing.

I heeded no concern.

However, hubbie continued to look extraordinarily excited. I wonder at this point - should I be worried?

When he finally set the mysterious box on the counter, I picked it up to get a better look, and to see what all of his excitement was about.

Do you know what it was?


A strobe light.

My husband made a special trip to the hardware store, to buy a strobe light.

What are we hosting a kiddy dance for all the 2, 3, and 4 year-olds in the neighborhood that I don't know about (I don't recall being informed about this monumental event.)


Then, I realize - ahhh, it's almost Halloween!! That's why he got the light. That makes sense, he wants to set the Halloween mood for when the 1...maybe 2 trick-or-treaters come. Oh wait, we won't be home!

What is this silly forsaken thing for anyway, I wonder?

So I ask. Trying not to sound annoyed that he spent money on something frivolous, or concerned about his mental state.

Me: "Dear, why did you buy a strobe light?"

Hubbie: "Just cause."

Me: "Cause....why?" I say, smiling.

Hubbie: "It's Halloween, don't you know."

Me: "Oh I know, well that's great! So why did you buy it?"

Hubbie: "Okay, well when I was younger these babies cost like 100 bucks, and it was on sale, and I always wanted one."

Me: Trying not to laugh my buns off at how geekishly corny, cute he is.

I shake my head, and continue about my business.

Well, I tell you there was so recapitulating of the good Ol' days because of that strobe light, no Sir. No heart felt fond memories of the yesteryear's.

He did not buy it because he always wanted one. As I saw later from my view laying in bed, with my naked hovering husband jiggling, and wiggling his buns in the blinking light - he bought it because he always wanted to dance in the light of a strobe light naked, in front of a woman.

I feel so lucky - Hehum to be that woman. Now turn off the light so you don't fall down, and break something, and so I don't feel like the world is spinning.

This is the good stuff that memories together are made of. This is right up there with the liquorice butt.


Sincerely,

Mama of Romance
xoxo

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Naughty Wednesday

I saw this picture, and couldn't resist posting it, as it depicts the excitement that my husband is feeling now that we're.........you'll have to read the next post to find out what!

Have a great day & feel free to link below!

Sincerely,

Mama of Romance
xoxo

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Sassy Saturday - I'm the Sassy One Today!

I have to say I am so sorry if I have left comments for people that don't make any sense, or adhere to the wrong name!

Apparently it's tricky business blogging, and bouncing a baby at the same time.

I tagged some ladies, and might have left the wrong comment on the wrong blog! Renee, I am sorry! Yes, I am a little preoccupied...but not because I'm having sex! I was baking cookies.

Just kidding! Can you believe this picture! Who would make this kind of gingerbread cookie!?...other than my husband, who actually does make really yummy cookies. This is my sassy picture for today by the way!

Maybe, everyone should call me The Neurotic Mom - but I think I'll leave that title to the awesome Kelly!

Or say that I've gone Banana's - but no, I'll leave that to the Mom over at Absolutely Bananas!

Anyhooo....while I was at Renee's sweet blog Cutie Booty Cakes, I noticed this in the sidebar, and since it is of deep meaning to me because of my life experiences, I had to post it today.

I feel strongly about this subject (not feeling boobies) - no I don't enjoy feeling boobies, but in breast cancer awareness. So, ladies please pass it on, post it, make sure that you ALL check yourselfs out this week, and regularly!

Many of the women in my family have had breast cancer, some have not survived. Cancer is something that has deeply impacted who I am, and how I live.

So, please do your part to spread the word.

And, have a great weekend!


Sincerely,

Mama of Romance
xoxo

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Naughty Wednesday

I appologize in advance if anyone owning, this or other children's stores is offended in anyway.

But....I must say, did you not think of how your sign might read after it was mounted on the outside of the building?!

I mean when I saw this, I was confused as to whether I should go into this store with my children, or not. I did want to exchange some of their clothing and toys, but I didn't want to give my kids a sex change....so help me out here!

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Perhaps, it would have been to the customers, and to the owners benefit to put a SPACE between the word "kids" and "exchange"?

Just a thought.

Sincerely,

Mama of Romance
xoxo

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Sassy Saturday

Once upon a time a man decided that he should record every day of the year and whether he had sex with his wife or not. In the 365 days he conducted his research, he only had sex 12 days. He recorded the reasons why his wife wouldn't have sex with him, and these are the results:

1. The sheets are clean...3 times
2. It is too late...17 times
3. Too tired from shopping all day...49 times
4. It is too early... 20 times
5. It is too hot...15 times
6. Pretending to be asleep...15 times
7. The kids can't sleep - they need me...24 times
8. Headache...22 times
9. Sunburn...7 times
10. Your Mother will hear us - she's just in the guest room...9 times
11. Not in the mood...43 times
12. You will wake the baby...17 times
13. Watching a late TV show...6 times
14. Too sore...26 times
15. Wrong time of month...36 times
16. Have to get up early...19 times
17. I'm blogging!...20 times

And Here is this man's wife's version of the research:

1. Came home drunk and tried to "do" the cat... 15 times
2. Did not come home at all...36 times
3. Did not come...21 times
4. Came too soon...33 times
5. Went soft before you got it in...33 times
6. Toes cramped...10 times
7. Working too late...38 times
8. Have to get up early to play golf...29 times
9. Had a fight and someone kicked you in the balls...2 times
10. Caught Herman in your zipper...4 times
11. Caught a cold and your nose kept running...3 times
12. Burned your tongue on hot coffee...3 times
13. You had a splinter in your finger...2 times
14. Came in your PJ's while reading a dirty book...16 times
15. Watching football on TV...98 times
16. Hemorrhoids flared up...10 times


I found most of this on the net, thought it was funny, and that I would share.

Feel free to link below if you're running something nifty on your blog today!







Mama of Romance
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Naughty Wednesday

I found this over at Petra's blog The Wise (*Young*) Mommy, who's blog by the way is awesome, you should go check her out!!! Enjoy.

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Mama of Romance
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Just What The Doctor Ordered

I was listening to a workshop called Change Your Brain, Change Your Life done by Dr. Daniel Amen, who is an expert on the human brain.

It's rather funny actually. It came on television between Mr. Rogers, and The Reading Rainbow. Who would have thought that myself, and my children would become so educated on the subject of the human brain while watching children's television?!

As I was cleaning up the house, okay - I was blogging!, and listening to it in the background, I picked up on something that struck me as funny.

Dr. Amen said that one of his patients had a wife that was always responding negatively to anything that the husband suggested.

So, the husband would ask. "Will you come to the store with me?"

The wife would respond. "No, don't you know how busy I am?"

So Dr. Amen recommended that he use a negative approach.

For example "I'm going to the store, but you probably don't want to come."

Naturally, she would respond. "I absolutely do, why wouldn't I? Don't you know that it's important to me to spend time with you?"

Dr. Amen proceeded to explain how exercise, good nutrition, and limiting your exposure to toxins, alcohol, and drugs can help to improve the health of your brain as well.

However, the husband explained that he was pleased with the results except for one remaining issue. How could he use this negative approach when it comes to his wife not wanting to have sex?

He couldn't exactly say "Dear I'm going to have sex, but I'm sure that you don't want to come."

So, Dr. Amen recommended that he go on a nice romantic walk with her (exercise), then give her a piece of dark chocolate (because it stimulates the brain to thinking that something exciting is going to happen), and that he touch her indirectly (not on the breasts, buttocks, or privates.)

Lastly, he recommended that the husband put a dab of baby powder behind his ears.

Why?

Because unconsciously, women are drawn to the smell of baby powder. It's apparently sexually stimulating for women because women associate the smell with fresh, newborn babies. Naturally, women want to have a baby, and therefore they will become sexual aroused at the smell.

I am sorry, but I burst out laughing as I imagined all of the husbands, boyfriends, etc. out there who were watching this program, as they ran to the bathroom to douse themselves in baby powder in order to get lucky!

White powder coated men, prancing around in my head, drooling in anticipation of having sex.

Can't wait until my husband gets home, to let him know about this little secret that could possibly be the answer to our problems in the bedroom, haha.

Sincerely,

Mama of Romance
xoxo

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Sexy Tip #7 For Moms

Enjoy The Mess.

Why stress? We all do most of the time. The laundry needs to be done, the kitchen tidied up. Why not let it be messy - every once, and a while...and enjoy it?

Besides, some days you can't beat em' anyway - so if you can't beat em', join em'!

There's nothing more satisfying, and ridiculously fun than having a food fight with your partner, or a water fight.

Think it's crazy? Well, somedays if you walked into my house you wouldn't know if a bomb of food went off anyway. My kids spill more drinks, snacks, and meals in a day than I can keep track of regardless of me cleaning up.

So a little extra cleanup won't be that much harder to do.

My personal favorite is eating fruit like strawberries, blueberries, and rasberries, and pudding some extra whipping cream on my husbands nose for fun. He gets me back, of course. Or icecream.

He falls for it every time that I over him a lick from my icecream cone, and my hand "slips" upwards to get his nose every time.

Whatever you do, make sure you be playful every once and a while, just you and your partner. It certainly does help to minimize all the other stressors in your life, and keep things from getting dull in your relationship.

Sincerely,

Mama of Romance
xoxo

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And He Wonders Why I Call Him a Pervert

It's breakfast time. We're sitting at the table together as a family.

I'm sporting a white, slightly tight fitting t-shirt, and pajama pants. My husband has been drooling over the t-shirt all morning.

He thinks that it's sexy when I don't wear a bra, my nipples stick out just a little, and practically begs to let him get my shirt all wet. Men!

To me, it's just pajamas.

Anyway, we're eating breakfast, and my husband is STILL commenting about how good I look. Got to love him.

My 4 year-old bursts out laughing, and says,

"Dad, I know what you're up to."

I turn to him, and say "What do you think Daddy is up to?"

He says "Daddy wants to get Mommy naked."

I hold my breath before I spit out my toast across the table, and hold back the laughter.

While this morning's behaviour was mild, and my husband is rather tame around our children, still even at 4, my son knows what everyone in our house knows...Daddy is a pervert.

But, we love him.

Sincerely,

Mama of Romance
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