I found this, and thought that it was silly. I felt a little silly today, and thought I'd start a Sassy Saturday just for fun.
By the way, if it isn't obvious, I'm almost certain that this must have been created by a MAN.
I don't know about you, but my brain would have parts more like:
Poopy Diaper Sensory System, Baby Brain Restrictor - that no longer allows you to process thoughts at an optimal level, and then there would be a meter of some kind, which would read....
1 - Tired. Long day with kids. You are on top tonight.
3- Really tired, can't keep my eyes open. Sore from lugging the kids around. Sex in the dark, you on top, I'm not moving.
5- Exhausted. Don't even think of poking me with that thing or I'll have to pull off your nipple, and it will be the last time you ever try that. Don't even think of keeping this Momma Bear from her long anticipated date with hibernation.
10- Head hits the pillow, and instant exhaustion induced coma. No arguments here. Zzzz.
Mama of Romance
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