Saturday, September 6, 2008

Sassy Saturday

I found this, and thought that it was silly. I felt a little silly today, and thought I'd start a Sassy Saturday just for fun.

By the way, if it isn't obvious, I'm almost certain that this must have been created by a MAN.

I don't know about you, but my brain would have parts more like:

Poopy Diaper Sensory System, Baby Brain Restrictor - that no longer allows you to process thoughts at an optimal level, and then there would be a meter of some kind, which would read....

1 - Tired. Long day with kids. You are on top tonight.
3- Really tired, can't keep my eyes open. Sore from lugging the kids around. Sex in the dark, you on top, I'm not moving.
5- Exhausted. Don't even think of poking me with that thing or I'll have to pull off your nipple, and it will be the last time you ever try that. Don't even think of keeping this Momma Bear from her long anticipated date with hibernation.
10- Head hits the pillow, and instant exhaustion induced coma. No arguments here. Zzzz.


Mama of Romance

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Mary said...

Amen to that - I like your version much better!

Ann said...

OK. I'm going to get real here.
My husband's sex drive is just, well, very, very low.
Very low.
I don't like it!!!!
We've talked about it, joked about it. He says that, being 45 yrs. old, he's used up his mojo. WHAT?!?
I do laugh when I see jokes about men's brains being wired a certain way, but my laughter is for a different reason. It just doesn't register with him, with us.
*Heavy Sigh*
Advice. I need advice.
Thanks for letting me vent.

Linda S said...

I think my ex husband wrote it and that's why he's my ex...he had to take his "brain" elsewhere!

Great blog!!

Michelle Kemper Brownlow said...

Just found your blog!
Need a friend who LOVES sex, all my girlfriends kinda hate it.

Toni said...

LOL you never cease to bring a smile to my face, you have an award over at A Daily Dose today.

The Mom said...

Mary...Thanks Mary! I know!? Got to change the stereotype just a little.

Ann...That isn't good, Ann. I honestly can't relate, but if I was in that situation (I am, almost the opposite) I would be loving, and supportive, and not too pushy. Ever consider getting help together? Or talking? Just make sure he doesn't feel pressured. I think that only make sit worse. Good luck Ann!, thanks Linda!

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The Mom said...

Michelle...I hear yah!! It's an unwanted topic among many when you're talking in person, that's why I wanted to start this blog! Glad you enjoy it.

Toni...THANK YOU!!!!

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