Okay, so my husband and I are headed off for our very first trip since we started having kids almost 5 years ago.
I've only ever been on an airplane a handful of times, and only once with my husband, but back then he and I were just dating.
I KNOW that my husband wants to become a part of the Mile High Club, it's only one of his most favorite fantasies.
But, I have to say, how could it even be possible!?
The last time that I was on an airplane was with my husband back when we were dating, and I won't lie, the thought crossed my mind - and his.
I can remember, as we sat there on the plane, looking up and down the rows of seats, and eyeing the only two accessible washrooms. Neither of us could figure out how becoming a part of the Club would ever be possible without standing up infront of the other passengers to make an announcement:
"Excuse me, Ladies and Gentlemen. While the Captain continues to fly us on his mary way, my lover here and I are going to occupy bathroom A for a quick romp. Please stay seated, and calm, and we'll see you back here in about, 2 minutes."
The stuardists kept walking back, and forth, not to mention the bathroom was almost always occupied, with someone standing outside the door, waiting for their turn to relieve themselves.
I'm not too crazy about the idea of having sex where other people take a dump, and are air sick anyway, but I do know that such a risky venture would sure to be imprinted in my husbands mind for as long as we live, and would forever bring a smile to his smutten face.
So what's a girl to do? I guess we'll just have to wait to find out.
I'm on vacation until Wednesday, August 27th - and I will try my best to continue posting as long as the internet connection is aggreeable, oh and my dear husband, lol.
Mama of Romance
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