Oh, and before I get started - I'm supposed to say if anyone is squeamish about sex, please come back again another time.
I like boobies, and I like
About my sex life…
Sex life, hmmmm, I wish that I had one, that I could have sex right now, but instead I‘m writing this post for my pretty wife. I like what it says in a picture on her blog that “bad sex is better than a good day at work.” I’d take sex over work, or anything any day. Unfortunately, I have sex about an eighth as much as I would like to now that I’m married, and have 3 kids. But, I like having little mini versions of myself running around so it‘s all good. I feel that everybody should have 5 orgasms per day. It’s true. That’s how I feel.
Inner Desire…
Part of me wishes that I could be a porn star, I uh wouldn’t want to lose my dignity though. And, I wouldn’t want to make my wife sad. If I was a porn star I could only have sex with my wife. So, I settle for a home made movie now and again - hopefully again.
When asked “If you could tell all the Moms out there one thing, what would it be?” I say - give blow jobs, and give them often. Don’t be afraid to be on top sometimes.
When asked “How do you keep the romance alive?” I say - talk dirty, don’t keep your hands to yourself, and flashing.
When asked “How do you cope with the sometimes lack of sex?” I say - Well, I uh, use my energy on other things like work, playing with the kids, or working on the house. But, when I’m distracted by my wife, whom I’m very attracted to, I find it difficult to not want to have sex.
And, I really want to know when my wife is going to host a wet t-shirt contest on her blog, I’ll take the pictures. (Of my wife, of course.) No offense intended with this picture, I just think it's funny, and it's not my wife by the way.
Hooray for boobies!
Can I have sex now?
Mr. Romance
13 comments:
Well hello Mr Romance how's it hanging? lol That was a great look into the mind of a man thanks for sharing.I hope that doing this post gets you that blow job you long for.Good luck with getting some sex today and when is the wet t shirt contest?So I know not to stop by that day.lol
ROTFLMAO!!!!
OMG--I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! (Um, did my husband sneak and write this?! Oh, wait... he would write that he loves booties... but I digress.) It's nice to get into the, um, mind of a man... keep it, er, coming!
Very entertaining. I especially liked where he answered direct questions.
It’d be interesting to see what sex tips from the male's perspective he might have. :)
Are you sure this isn't MY husband? Seems like a lot of ladies have similar versions of him in their house and it's getting me concerned...
this was hilarious. srsly.
A little too much info for my very clean eyeballs. But I gotta admire the honesty here. Here's hoping you have so much sex that you decide you want to skip a day. I bet that's a whole lot.
That was funny and sweet all rolled up into one. I like seeing an honest male opinion about the subject. I do with Alana in wanting to see what tips he would give from a male perspective.
That last comment...Can I have sex now???..is an everyday question LOL.. That funny "in bed" after someone makes a comment...I need my back rubbed.."in bed." I want a coke..."in bed."
Now replace with "Can I have sex now?" So..my hubby does get lucky with that statement every now and again..cause he's so D$#@ cute when he says it. I'm a sucker for the puppy dog eyes (my kids have that mastered)!
Thanks for posting...hubby says Hooray for Boobies...Mr. Romance (not his boobies).."Can I have sex now?" LOL
This is the first time I've visited this blog and wow what a post to run into! LOL! I love it! It's so nice when people can be brutally honest! Keep it up and I'll be sure to some back to read more!
this is one of the funniest things i have read in a long time! totally on topic and yet seemingly random. i can't wait to hear from mr. romance again!!!
oh, and btw, i'm doing something new over on my blog. come check it out!
Your husband is hilarious! Nursing from boobs - with milk? Not my cup of tea but whatever floats your sexual boat do it!
Love the post looking forward to the next installment.
LOL! Sounds like my hubby...he loves boobies so much I bought bigger ones twice...this cracked me up...thanks!
OMG this post is hilarious. I love "mama" but you may have given her a run for her money with this post.
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